MY GUNS

This is my arsenal. It's growing...

RATCHETBLASTER

This gun is useful in a close-range pinch, but about the last possible choice for a sniper. It's aim is pathetic and it's range? Let's not go there. Good if you want to keep someone's head down, but this thing can't hit the broad side of a barn. Mine is spraypainted black with silver streaks.

WILDFIRE

"Ha ha ha! I'm going to blast you with my CHAINBLAZER! You have no hop- Hey! What the hell is that fat thing? You call that a gu-" BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!! This gun is the best machine gun there is!!!!! Automatic!!!! Semi-automatic!!!!!!! Whichever you choose!!!!!!!! Just pump it 20-30 (thousand) times but be sure to use it quick 'cause it loses it's charge, and blow the living shit out of the other team!!!!!! Bad accuracy, bad range, but WHO THE HELL CARES???? It's an automatic, baby!!!!!!! (I like it, in case you haven't figured that out)

AUTOGRIP

I almost never use this thing. It straps to your wrist. How stupid. And it always jams up just when you need it to fire. Don't buy it. If you have already, at least open it up and patch up those nasty little holes in the barrel.

SECRET SHOT

It's a nice, standard gun. Right? "Hey! Put your hands up!" "All right" *pish* *ping* "Whoops! Give me another chance, it's impossible to aim this thing. Hang on while I load it... There we go." *pish* "Damn. Didn't have the little orange thing tur-" KABLAM!! This makes a nice sidearm, but it's accuracy isn't good unless you're used to the way it always fires high. And the bottom barrel is crap, in case you didn't notice that in the above scenario. Mine is spraypainted black with dribbled blotches of blue and silver.

SECRET SHOT II

*PISH!* "Missed. Now surrender!" "Sure, I'll just... SHOOT YOU!" *flip* *click* "Oh shit. I didn't pump it up again. Hold on a sec..." *squeaksqueaksqueaksqueaksqueak* "There! Now prepare to-" POW! Yeah, it's a nice sidearm and doesn't take TOO long to pump up (compared to some others), and it is powerful, and yes, Nerf DID finally figure out no one's going to put their hands up in a Nerf war... But I reccommend NOT using it if you're going to be exposed to enemy fire. And this one is fun because the flip-down barrel can actually trick people once in a while. I wouldn't reccommend buying it for the full $13, but I don't get much money either. I got mine for $3 at Goodwill. DON'T do that. I got very lucky. I've bought maybe 5 guns at Goodwill, and this one was the only one that worked.

SAWTOOTH

When it's brand new, this can be okay. But don't get it. Mine broke. I tried to take it apart and fix it, but guess what? The damned cocking mechanism got in the way. Then all the components spilled out. Millions of tiny plastic parts! And it's rate of fire? Don't be fooled. It has a 5 dart clip, but it's impossible to cock.

EAGLE EYE

"You stand no chance! I can pinpoint you with the laser light!" SPROING (This gun is NOISY!) "Shit. It missed by a mile. Hang on while I reload..." *CRACK-SPROING* "There. Now that I've reloaded it, I can-" CLATTER "Damn that's heavy! Hold on a sec..." BAM! Oh, it has good accuracy, and the noise can scare the hell out of people, but I have one guideline for it: Don't use the fucking laser! It doesn't work worth shit!

EXPAND-A-BLAST

"He he. I'll just transform this to long-range fire mode..." SPROING "Damn. There goes my dart. Hold on..." *fumble* "This thing's hard to reload! There we go." bam. I mean it. It's silent compared to other Nerf guns. And DON'T expand it while it's got a dart in it. It's got good accuracy if you don't use the scope. And if you don't expand it. I have never expanded mine in a Nerf war except for hostage guarding (it looks cool)