SENIOR CAPTAIN NICK KAUFFMAN

Is it fair that I'm evaluating myself? No, but who cares. I'm the leader of Nerfstorm. I have very precise aim. Very. I never miss if I have time to line up my target. So I'm a good sniper. I also have very good accuracy for quick, snapped off shots. My tactics tend to be sneaky. Like make a distraction and then rush up to close range with my WILDFIRE and blow the living shit out of everyone. Or set up a ladder with a flashlight in a darkened room. I did that once and then stepped away from the flashlight. As I expected, a barrage of darts hit the ladder and flashlight. The other team by that time had realized it was a decoy, but it was too late. My RATCHETBLASTER came in real handy then, although I had to run away screaming for backup when I had used all four shots and realized the darts had fallen out of my sidearm. But enough with the story. Back to me. Let's just say I kick ass. Enough said.